The Quote Post #1

Greetings!

Due to the enormous amount of funny things people said during the last few days, I have decided to post an article consisting entirely of quotes, except for this little preamble of course. So let’s get started.

“Imagine being stuck in this room with shrooms…”
Ian James Kay
“Or… We could shit in a bucket?”
Lourens Loki Corleone
“You guys have to get me onto a party vibe!”
Pixie Snyman
“You don’t want the robots to control our brains! That’s NOT good!”
Nick Frost
“I don’t think powertools are a good idea…”
Lourens Loki Corleone
“Hello Mark speaking? FUCK YOU MARK!”
Nick Kuiper
“Who can say that they don’t like bouncing balls?”
Ian James Kay
“You know what I hate? A curfew!”
Nick Frost
“Fuck you! I want to kick a hole in my house!”
Nick Kuiper
“The pen is mightier than the monkey foot.
Lourens Loki Corleone
“I believe that we are our own interpretation of ourself.”
Nick Kuiper
“That’s deeper than a nun!”
Nick Frost
“Talk to Roxanne about the whistling man.”
Kyle Solms
“There’s always a ‘but’ in porn.”
Dennis Krige
“We don’t want to know about your basement weather.”
Dennis Krige
“Lourens is a serene beauty…”
Nick Frost
“We’re not doing this… just to be like… cool people…”
Kyle Solms
“Dennis! You are a light-saber!”
Nick Frost
“With our powers combined, we are captain lovechild!”
Julz Starke
“I want to capture the essence of ‘sigh'”
Dennis Krige
“This room creates a blank canvas on which our thoughts can be painted.”
Nick Frost
“Did you just tell me Jesus had a reserve tank?”
Anonymous
“It’s not gay if I’m a transvestite is it?”
Kails Viljoen
“He’s like a little evil gremlin.”
Kyle Solms
“What did you take for that? Pies?”
Lourens Loki Corleone
“Crank that shit up to elevenzies!”
Jesse Beth Pearse
“I’m so tired of going to Spain!”
Phil Joubert
“You never seize to appoint me Phil.”
Kyle Solms
“She takes diet pills for breakfast, throws up for lunch, and does coke for dinner… She’s a model.”
Nick Frost
“We’re normal. In a weird world.”
Nick Frost
“I was traveling with people in a beatle bru… Loki bru, what the fuck is a hussy bru?”
Hentie
“She will BE-COME ONE HER-SELF!”
Kyle Solms


“It’s like Satan in a packet.”
Jesse Beth Pearse
“This might be one of those things that ends up being a bad idea…”
Nick Frost

I am fully aware of the fact that people reading this may think that I hang around with either a mentally challenged or possibly, socially stunted group of individuals. This is not the case, as I regret to inform that we are relatively normal people who say funny things. Like eveybody else. Except we write those funny things down which makes all the difference.

Stay tuned for the next post!


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